Things I Say

Next week is D-Day here. We find out who has been made redundant and the speculative theories have been working overtime for the past 3 months. You find yourself sat there measuring yourself against others. Invariably I come up short. Don't get me wrong I am just being self deprecating there, I am not cocky, far from it, I think though when it comes down to it I am not part of the 20% that my company thinks are a sack of shit.

We are unsure how we are going to be told, my friend Jo and me were thinking it should be like American Idol, actually thinking about it, Randy looks all cuddly and friendly, AND he played bass in Journey, you could take any news, no matter how bad from him. (As long as he called you Dog!). So we are assuming that it will be a phonecall, a meeting and thats it, collecting trolleys for Asda in a months time.

EDIT: Reading it back, should I be made redundant next week, I deserve it for being so cock sure.

EDITED AGAIN: Ben who I work with has implied that I sound very arrogant on this, my cockyness is a front, thats all.

EDITED YET AGAIN: Bugger.